Why choose uncomplicated?

My LJ

2004-11-02T00:14:55Z

This won't affect my friends but I am making my journal "friends only" from now on. If you think I should add you as a friend, comment below this and I will add you.

:o)

Just

2004-10-28T22:17:17Z

been to see Alfie.

It was shit.

I'm a Pear!

2004-09-18T17:27:08Z

Take the What Fruit Are You? test by Ellen!

afrospammer @ 2004-09-04T20:47:00

2004-09-04T19:47:40Z

I'm in holiday mode already!

And I've not even started packing :o(

Roll on Monday morning! :o)

afrospammer @ 2004-09-04T20:33:00

2004-09-04T19:33:59Z

Take the quiz: "What do you love about making love?"

Love
You are a lover of love. You love to love and be loved. You are perhaps a hopeless romantic but those are rare nowadays. Think of it as a gift. Whether you are saving yourself for that special someone or you have already found him or her. You are part of an almost extinct species of human. The kind that believe in true love... Because love is truly beautiful!

afrospammer @ 2004-08-28T22:46:00

2004-08-28T21:46:30Z

This bed is on fire
With passionate love
The neighbors complain about the noises above
But she only comes when she's on top

My therapist said not to see you no more
She said you're like a disease without any cure
She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no
Ah, you think you're so pretty

Caught your hand inside the till
Slammed your fingers in the door
Fought with kitchen knives and skewers
Dressed me up in women's clothes
Messed around with gender roles
Dye my eyes and call me pretty

Moved out of the house, so you moved next door
I locked you out, you cut a hole in the wall
I found you sleeping next to me, I thought I was alone
You're driving me crazy, when are you coming home

Yes!

2004-08-22T21:34:19Z

I have the internet again!!!

Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing,(swing, swing) swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress

Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift up your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

Kiss me (kiss me) down by the broken tree house
Swing me (swing me) upon it's hanging tire
Bring, bring,(bring, bring) bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map

Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

Kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

So kiss me

LOL!! How totally random

2004-08-07T17:49:54Z

Which LRT bus route are you?
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Oh YES!

2004-08-06T06:52:48Z

I absolutely love weekends off!

:o)

Oh WOW!

2004-08-05T12:54:18Z

New PC.

So good.

I just love the speed!

A Great Tuesday Afternoon

2004-07-27T13:03:58Z

The boss is stuck up at court...

I have just bought Heat magazine...

*lies back in chair and puts feet up on desk*

:o) Bliss!

afrospammer @ 2004-07-25T11:13:00

2004-07-25T10:21:13Z

What internet acronym are you?
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Gah!

2004-07-20T15:45:53Z

I need a new computer.

Quick style!

I really

2004-07-19T10:36:43Z

need to sleep for about a month to recover from the weekend.

Wonder if anyone would notice if I just put my head on the desk and slept?

Roll on 5pm, I need my bed!

Never

2004-06-13T01:29:31Z

go out straight from work having eaten only a buttered roll all day *feeling grim*

Got to sleep before I die....

afrospammer @ 2004-06-01T02:26:00

2004-06-01T01:32:27Z

Any time you want me
Any time at all
Any time you need me
All you gotta do is call
Any time you want me
Any time at all
Any time you need me
All you gotta do is call

I'm no dog I'm a dolphin
I just don't live in the sea
You feel my flow and you flood my brain
Show me your vision your wild apparition
And sink to the depths of your soul

One love we don't need another love
One love one heart and one soul
We can have it all
Easy peasy

Any time you want me
Any time at all
Any time you need me
All you gotta do is call

You put me one step clear of the chain gang
And two miles over the line
All the scenes I saw left me wanting more
Show me a vision you wild apparition
And sink to the depths of your soul

One love we don't need another love
One love one heart and one soul

Your fruit's in season
And these feet fall surely sound
And what goes up must come down
Turns into dust or turns into stone

Argh!

2004-05-20T08:58:24Z

I am shattered!!!!!

I've been working with Peter till midnight for the last two days and today I'm working 12-6. It's killing me, but I need the money to put away in case I don't get a job.

The agency rung me yesterday and want to put me forward for a PA's job so fingers crossed.

Next week, I am going into town to register with some more agencies and get my CV out there for people to see.

Believe it or not, it's more tiring NOT having a job than being in one!

Yes!!!!

2004-05-18T15:39:17Z

I've got a couple of days work this week.

Peter's website crashed and he needs someone to give each backing track a product code, so I'm gonna do it!

Thank god, I am so bored!

Never ever

2004-05-13T12:29:26Z

wait until this time of year to give your grass the first cut of the year.

Love Buzzy hands.

afrospammer @ 2004-05-09T18:46:00

2004-05-09T17:50:38Z

O.M.G.

2004-05-02T20:24:34Z

I've just realised something...

I texted Tracy earlier and have had no reply.

Does this mean she may be in labour?????????

Woooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, the pain!

2004-05-01T21:04:29Z

Much pain....

I think I have done something to my hand. Someone was walking into the room today, just as I reached for the door to open it and whacked it against my arm. Now my hand is about two sizes bigger and hurts. A lot.

Observations from TV Programmes

2004-04-28T18:20:59Z

1. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.

2. Beds have strange L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.

3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

4. It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

5. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.

6. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.

7. You're likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

8. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

9. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.

10. People on TV never finish their drinks.

11. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

12. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

13. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.

14. Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.

15. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

16. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.

17. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.

18. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.

19. If a killer is lurking in your house, it's easy to find him. Just relax and run a bath - even if it's the middle of the afternoon.

20. All single women have a cat.

21. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

22. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

23. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.

24. If a phone line is broken, communication can be restored by frantically beating the cradle and saying, "Hello?, Hello?"

25. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.

26. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.

27. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.

28. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

29. Dogs always know how to spot villains and will bark at them and no one else.

30. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

31. When they are alone, all foreigners somehow prefer to speak English to each other.

32. If there is a deranged killer on the loose, this will coincide with a thunderstorm that has brought down all the power and phone lines in the vicinity.

33. There's always a chainsaw around when you need one.

34. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

35. All bombs are fitted with helpful electronic timing devices that have large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

36. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

37. Make-up can safely be worn to bed without smudging.

38. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

39. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

40. If the phone rings in the night you can turn on the light and you don’t even blink regardless of how much sleep you have had.

PARTAY!!!!!!!!!

2004-04-27T22:49:33Z

Party at the house of Bev...

Saturday 15 May

The theme is The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Please dress accordingly and bring a bottle!

A buffet will be provided.

And please don't kill my hamster.

Please read...

2004-04-24T21:12:23Z

Perfume by Patrick Suskind...

I just finished it today, it's an amazing book. Hard to get into at first...then halfway through, it grips you.

It's quite emotional at the end. Even though the main character is a murderer, you can feel his pain. I gave it to my mum this afternoon and she seemed less than impressed but we'll see as soon as she finishes it.

My next book?

Tony Hawks - Round Ireland With A Fridge.

Has anyone read it?

I shall take it on my journeys with me tomorrow and report back soon.